when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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