yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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