I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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