Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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