Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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