so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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