what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We were destined to go to rehab together
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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