i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
whose parrot is this?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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