Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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