i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Randomize