Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
