Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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