she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I could fuck to npr.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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