Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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