I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My penis needs a shock collar
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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