she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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