butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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