I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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