chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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