He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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