I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
