so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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