Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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