lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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