girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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