you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
this is an emotional support booty call
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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