He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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