drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
There are leaves in my underwear?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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