My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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