she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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