mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
bring money and cleavage
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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