whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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