I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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