i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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