My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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