How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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