He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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