he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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