so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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