there was a trapeze. enough said
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
this is an emotional support booty call
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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