walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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