well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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