I'm eating all of the evidence.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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