God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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