Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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