We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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