the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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