sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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