Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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