so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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