bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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