you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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