I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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