she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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