can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
