The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize